My notebook

• Can be dropped, or thrown, repeatedly without damaging it.
• Costs nothing to store.
• Does not require electricity or batteries to operate.
• Requires no heavy metals or slave labor.
• Will never “eat” my work.
• Doesn’t require a manual, or packaging.
• Using it has not been linked to cancer.
• You can spill food on it.
• No one will steal it.
• No ads, creeps, or trolls.
• It is inexpensive, not to mention:
• Personal, adaptable, and ancient.
• A century from now it will still be “fully functional.”
• It is impervious to the NSA, FBI, Department of Homeland Security, Facebook, etc.
• Yet, it requires no password.
• It is easy to read; no eye strain or risk of carpal tunnel.
• Lightweight and ergonomic, a renewable resource.
• Child and adult can use it without instruction.
• It never needs updates, and will never be subject to recalls or upgrades.
• Only the people I show it to can access its contents.
• Airplanes allow it during take-offs and landings.
• It doesn’t make a sound.

What else? What have I forgotten?

Oh, here it is:

Sorry, dorm room entrepreneurs, it’s already perfect.